1. Alright, so when I was 8, I played this game with my brother called imagination world and we would take every toy and pretend they were all friends. I decided to name the place hell. I said “Yeah this is hell, and angles greet you at the gate then launch you in.”

2. I made up a game called who can run down the fastest in high heels down the stares.. My brother ended up falling

3. I would play spy kids and jump off of my brothers dresser, my brother tried too and broke his arm…

4. The first time I met one of my best friends, I showed her one of my toys. It was a barbie head on a pencil that I used as an eraser…

5. I destroyed a mixed tape with Brittney Spears and N*sync on it. I tore it up and smashed it, then threw it under my brothers bed and blamed it on him.

6. I had an unhealthy obsession with the movie The Ring. I’d watch it every day and I’d watch some parts in slow motion with my best friend. We even turned the movie into a puppet show. We poked a whole in one of the paper dolls mouths and made string come out of it, like what happened to Rachel in the movie. We knew almost every line too.

7. I lied to this one girl whose house I slept over and I told her that I saw a ghost in her room staring at her.

8. I’d stick my bratz dolls into huge cups of water and freeze it.

Hahahhaha oh my god I see why my brother hates me. I’ll add more when I can think of it. I was so freakin evil!

i wonder if the english language will continue to devolve and in school they’re going to read facebook statuses and try to find the deep meaning and put it into modern english, like how shakespeare is hard to understand, i wonder if “she ratchet” would be considered difficult old school langage? hmm

This is how I decorated my Christmas tree.

1. people who call me a he.

2. PEOPLE WHO USE THE FUCKING BOLTSHOT FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U

3. PEOPLE WHO GOT THE GAME RIGHT WHEN IT CAME OUT FUCK U FUCK UFU CKFUCJFUCKJ

that is all

oh wait

4. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING SING INTO THEIR MIC FUCK U FUICK UF UCKUCF UI

5. GIRLS WITH ALL PINK ARMOR FUCK U FUCK UF KCFUKCFU KJI

6.PPL WHO SING SHITTY SONGS UINTO THEIR MIC

7. PPL WHO BLAST SHIT MUSIC INTO THEIR MIC FGUCK UFK CDUFKCU CJIF,CUU UUU FUCK UUUUUU\

8. sniper assholes…but mad respect….:) 

EDIT: PEOPLE WHO QUITTTTT

I was also drunk when I wrote this, I’m surprised it got so many likes what the hell haha.

When I was little I thought the radio version of get low was about skiing and plowing snow…WOW SKI SKI SKI SKI SKI, WOW THESE FEMALES PLOW (snow)

Such an innocent mind

I found Batman in my fridge 

I found my old photobucket…and well yeah…anyone who understands this is awesome haha.

Hot Problems Cover!

remember when songs used to be more than 3 minutes long?

How To Talk To Women 101 (by BegoniazScarlet)

A video me and jenn made of things stupid girls say and do. :)

I made this when I was 12. Hahahhaa