lurveleelee: if you don’t drink you’re not better than people who do if you do drink you’re not better than people who don’t if you don’t smoke you’re not better than people who do if you smoke you’re not better than people who don’t if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
plot twist: our future children are normal and have no obsessions and are fully capable of ordering pizza over the phone
remember when songs used to be more than 3 minutes long?
my brother scares me when he plays call of duty :(
my backs been killing me for 8 months, I’m a very active person, I would work out every day, now I cant even lift a bag of cat food I’ve been in so much pain. Back problems are hereditary in my family, both my parents have several herniated disks :/ there’s a chance I might have a bulging or even herniated disk, I got an appointment today and I’m really nervous.
artpoptbh: the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled So spot on!
What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
So back in 2007 was a really rough time for my whole family, me and my brother switched schools to a school where we had no one, and my parents were going through a divorce. In 2008 my mom left my dad, and I went to go live with her (changing schools again) and my brother stayed with my dad. It really hit my dad the hardest and he was mad a lot, since he JUST bought a house and a dog and a car and...
junkalicious: We live in a great culture that shames people for both having and not having sex
I have to get rid of my dog..:( I’m crying my eyes out..Why do things suck so much? I get treated like shit at work and come home to this news…
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ihateprettymucheverything: I rant a lot about how I’m one of the most hapless bastards on the block when it comes to getting chicks to like me. My unused libido is still a constant annoyance, as is the fact that pretty much all of my friends (from both college and high school) are either engaged, in committed…
skittlesforbreakfast: I was standing behind this guy at work with a tray of dishes so I said, “behind you.” Then he said, “that’s awkward.” “Why?” I asked. “Because you said you’re behind me, and you’re gay.” LIKE REALLY? Like, I didn’t say, “I’M JIZZING ON YOUR BACK.” CALM THE FUCK DOWN. People suuuuuuck.
It’s not nice to laugh at someone who’s not all there. It’s the same type of...– Frank, from God Bless America (via aerithrayne)
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