garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck
fandomdrunk:

THIS IS THE FUCKING SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN WHAT THE FUCK I GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS FUCKING TAG YOUR SCREAMERS BLOODY HELL

keatonpickles:

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

BUT SERIOUSLY

(Source: clamjob)

kristoff-van-baelsar:

I’m throwing some notebooks and found some old poems I want to post..inspired by brave new world

copy after copy

in a huge cacophony

accompanied with a monotonous monopoly

a place where the good die young, and the bad die old

a place where humanity is quickly sold

and the dimness eats away at the bold

in a place where the warmth turns cold

and truth never unfolds

teitokuu:


Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck

Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.

happy bday to me, i have two tests and two papers due today yay

not enough time to do any of my work, there would have been if I didn’t procrastinate so much. :( uuughhh

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

silohouettes:

Dear future son/daughter

I know that I may not be the best parent, but swear on my mother fucking life that I will never leave you at the supermarket checkouts alone because I know that shit is terrifying and I’m not a fucking monster